Sox Appeal

Twilight "stud" Kellan Lutz tells Glamour magazine what he's really after on a date:

"What should a girl wear on a first date that would just totally wow you?"

"Socks." He didn't even blink. "Socks?" I asked. "What do you mean, like, um, just socks?" "Like, cute animal printed socks or something like that," he said. "Because nobody knows she's wearing them except her, and then she takes off her thigh-high boots and has those bunny socks under there and it's just like oh man. It makes the mood lighter, it just gets you guys laughing."

Dude, the last thing a guy needs when a girl is removing her thigh-high boots is a mood lightener.  In fact, 4 out of 5 dentists agree that 9 out of 10 men would tell the girl to keep the boots ON.  As for the laughing, were they going to engage in sock puppetry in his little fantasy?

His answer was adorable, funny, and shockingly on-trend for fall 2010. 

Yeah, and absolutely devoid of any trace of heterosexuality - not that there's anything wrong with that. And then he throws this little gem in there:

And then.." he gave me a mischievous little smile..."you see where it goes from there."

Nice save.  And this brings me to my main point.  I'm not questioning Kellan's manhood, I'm pointing out that his "bunny sock" fetish are atypical.  Interviews and magazines like this are the reason why women across the country grossly misunderstand the common male.

Ladies:  Us average guys like things that get our blood pumping (long wavy hair, heels with skirts, and a tease of cleavage), not cotton-stitched farm animals. 

Well, maybe ducks.  I really like ducks.