My. God. He actually did it.
If you're like me, you plan your warm weather excursions well in advance, but with the recent scurge of climate change threatening the sea levels you just don't feel comfortable planning your 2078 trip to Daytona Beach right now. For all you know it may not even exist by the time you get there. Best case, all the cash spent ordering Daytona Beach gear (DB bumberstickers, neon muscle-shirts, transparent visors, and license plate key-chains) online so that you fit in with the locals on day one will be a complete waste since the beach has moved . . . to Tulsa.
Well fret no more my fellow Parrotheads, our fave beaches have been saved.
Of all the campaign promises President Obama put out there in 2008, I was most skeptical of his stopping the rising seas whopper, but boy am I green with embarrassment. YES WE CAN!
Sorry dude. Couldn't help myself.
ReplyDeleteAww rats. Oh well, new goal: only 2 Sarcasmonauts until the 100th post.
ReplyDeleteThen the three of us can celebrate by downing 33 and 1/3 shots of rum each and then drop comments on random blogs. Like real pirates eh Matt?