Daniel Larusso For President

At the Nuclear Security Summit in D.C. yesterday President Obama bowed to Chinese President Hu Jintao.  This is the latest in a series of bows to foreign dignitaries that has our President's adversaries up-in-arms deploring his bad form. 

View the picture HERE.

I think our President is showing bad form as well, but not necessarily in the figurative sense.  No, I'm more insulted because he is LITERALLY showing bad form.  Any student worth his belt (J.C. Penny - $9.99) knows the universal creed of bowing:

ALWAYS LOOK EYE!!!

I think President Obama needs a little instruction from the legendary Mr. Miyagi.



(Pat Morita - RIP)

Oh, one other thing.  Would it hurt if our President only bowed to people who bowed back??  What's the use in showing respect if you get none in return?

File It Under "D" for Duh

St. John fashion says that Angelina Jolie "overshadowed the brand."  Really?  No one took the time to study your brilliant designs on the most beautiful body in the world?  That's weird.

Maybe NASA will release a statement this week on how the sun makes it easier to see things.