"A Canton man remains in jail after being arrested for urinating on a meat counter at a Wal-Mart store. Police say Jenkins was arrested after they responded to a call from an employee at the Wal-Mart store on Atlantic Blvd. NE, claiming a man walked up to the meat counter and began urinating on the steaks, destroying more than $600 dollars in meat."
Here's the money quote: "it is not yet known if alcohol or drugs played a role in Brown's actions."
No, of course we shouldn't draw any such conclusions from this mug shot:
He appears to be a sober and temperate young-man who just happens to enjoy perusing the Wal-Mart meat section at 1:30 in the morning with the purpose of expelling waste all over the product. Who in their right mind wouldn't do the same when given the opportunity?
Read the rest of the article here.
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