Fruit of the Booms

Dear Infidels,

Please keep up the good work of adding more layers of security.  I think more Air Marshals is the only logical way to keep me from detonating a bomb on an airplane (ignoring my incompetence of course).  Profiling is out of the question - Allah knows I'm just a simple Al-Qaeda operative from Yemen with a one-way ticket and a narc of a dad.  

Hey, at least running a 4 year-old through a body scanner will provide me with a fun laugh to break up the bureaucracy prior to boarding the next flight.  My first trip was such a drag:
Man Do I Hate The Holiday Travel
Yours Truly,
Umar Farouk "The Pantywaist Bomber" Abdulmutallub