Apparently Tiger Wood's publicist has abandoned any attempt at resurrecting his once polished brand and has given in to the "real" Tiger as shown on the February Vanity Fair cover.
Nothing portrays humility and shame like posing shirtless post sex-scandal. The dumbells (not so subtle symbolism?) and black cap were also nice touches. I can't think of a better way of saying sorry than pumping some iron before heading out to rob a bank. The people at Vanity Fair could have at least given him some heavier weights. Seriously, would 20lbs have been too much burden on the shoot?
Prediction: A Tiger rap album in 2010 (Possible track titles: Driving Wood, Tiger's Kittens, Drivin wit da Windows Down, Fore Bitches and a 9-Iron)
Some more possible titles:
ReplyDelete"Bad to the ho"
"I of Da Tiger"
"Tiger silly"