Seeing this post on JWOWW's brilliant idea to capitalize on her habit of wearing a gay man's drapes as a t-shirt, gave me my own brilliant idea: DWOWW's Sling-Shorts! for men.
Imagine the freedom and sex appeal of silky fabric cradling your junk. Outside of the traditional neon colors of the Jersey Shore, they'll come in more manly shades and patterns, like hot-pink camo. Perfect for the beach, hot clubs, or underground Jordanian bathhouses.
Throw in a surefire tagline: Rock the hammock!
. . . and we got ourselves a real weiner.
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