"You will be a winner."Apparently this implies that I am currently NOT a winner, but not to fret, because one day I will be of some worth to the world. This got me thinking of some other less-than-helpful fortunes that others might appreciate.
Top 10 Less-Than-Helpful Fortunes:
10. "It could be worse."
9. "Hang in there, mediocre times are just around the bend."
8. "Play the lottery, it's your only hope. Here's some random numbers so you don't have to rely on your own bad luck."
7. "Happiness will occasionally be yours."
6. "You will bring others joy when they laugh at you."
5. "Hold on to your dreams, they'll offset the nightmares."
4. "You'll be blessed with friends who are as miserable as you."
3. "Chuck Norris can kick your ass, but then again, who can't?"
2. "If you put money in your wallet, it won't be empty."
And the number one less-than-helpful fortune is . . .
1. "In Bed."
This one is sure to frustrate millions.
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