Topic for Discussion: Blue-Tooth ear pieces
Fashion Statement, Status Symbol, or National Parks Service tagging and tracking device for the over-abundant North American Douchebag?
. . . I hear hunting licenses are being discussed as a new source of revenue for the NPS.
Related: New research suggests an inverse correlation between the length of time an individual wears a blue-tooth ear piece in public and the length of said individual's inseam.
(For those of you who use a blue-tooth device and are offended I'll share with you the same piece of advice I have for flashers: Please put that shit away when in public, nobody wants to see it.)
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